Thursday, October 30, 2008

the other day...

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a hard-working person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a paper pusher. He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating do-nothing'! He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the truck that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires.'

I try to have a little fun each day. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.

2 comments:

Gail said...

interesting story daisy! sounds a bit harsh, hmm??

;) Just kidding. Love ya!

Anonymous said...

You should have heard the original version, hmmm??

: )